Dammit

Headaches
Heartbreaks
Back aches
Pains in the ass

Lactose free
Decaffeinated
Sugarless
Flavor-free

No sleep
Bad TV
Puppy needs
Bathroom breaks

Speed limits
Highway patrol
Slow down
FUCK OFF!

Right wing
Left Wing
Broken wings
FUCK OFF

Mauve walls
Grey ceilings
Concrete jungle
Bore me to death

Evening news
Obituaries
Car chases
Who gives 2 shits!

Facebook
Snap chat
Twitterland, instagram
Whew look at ME!!!!

Doctor visits
Co-payments
Pill cases
Did I take my pills?

Workouts
Bicycle rides
Canyon carving
Photographs

Hilarious people
Stupid people
Narcissist
Psychotic behavior

Cooking shows
Guy Fieri
Ina Garten
Swallow a bullet

Complaints
Physical restraints
Marches for and against humanity
City of Hope

Dreamers
Screamers
Believers
Watch out for falling Bibles

Semantics
Lawyer speak
Politics
Guns and Abortion clinic

Amendments
Commandments
Blow it all up
Start over fresh!