If Only

If I had a Rocket Launcher
Bruce Cockburn would know what to do
Since I don't have a Rocket Launcher
Dammit ,I wish I did

If I knew the way to San Jose
I still wouldn't go there
If I had that Rocket Launcher
San Jose might be missing a few buildings

If I believed everything I heard
I'd be a moron like most others
Why does a train take 90 minutes one way
And only an hour and a half back

If I were a Smarter man
I'd find better use of my time
Since I'm not that guy
Looks like stupidity wins today

If I question myself today, It's yesterday rearing its' ugly side
When I say I should,...but!
I never can and never will
If....If's and buts were candy and nuts, I could open up a candy store